SEVEN OLD LADIES

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AND IT’S OH, DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE

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SEVEN OLD LADIES GOT LOCKED IN THE LAVAT’RY

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THEY WERE THERE FROM SUNDAY TO SATURDAY

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NOBODY KNEW THEY WERE THERE

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TRALALA,   TRALALA,  TRALA LALA  LA   LALA   LA  LA       MORE BEER!

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Now the first old lady, her name it was Bender    She went in to adjust her suspender

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It snapped, and it hit her feminine gender             And nobody knew she was there

The next old lady was old Mrs. Humphrey        She sat down and she made herself comfy

When she tried to get up, she couldn’t get her bum free    And nobody knew she was there

The next old lady was old missus Wynne        She prided herself on being so slim

When she sat down, WHOOPS, she fell in          And nobody knew she was there

The next old lady was CHIT CHESTER’S DAUGHTER   She went in to get rid of some water

She nearly drowned when the rising tide caught her        And nobody knew she was there.

The next old lady was old missus MASON        She couldn’t get in so she used the basin

And that was the water that I washed me face in    And I didn’t know she’d been there

The next old lady was old missus DRAPER      She went in but she couldn’t find the paper

All she could find was a brick layer’s scraper     And the brick layer knew she’d been there.

The last old lady, her name it was Margaret       She put in her penny, sat down and farted

Look out  boys, for she’s only started       And EVERYONE knew she’d been there.