Seven Drunken Nights

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As I went home on ___day night as drunk as drunk could be
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I saw a ____ _____ the ____ where my old _____ should be
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So, I called me wife and I said to her: (Hey Wife!) Will you kindly tell to me
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Who owns that ____ ____ the _____ where my old _____ should be?

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Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool,
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So drunk you cannot see… That's a ____ ____ that me mother sent to me

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Well, ‘Tis many the day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
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But ____ ____ a ____ sure I never saw before

Monday	Horse	Out-side the door	Lovely sow	Saddle on a sow
Tuesday	Coat	Beside the door	Woolen blanket	Buttons on a blanket
Wednesday	Pipe	Beside the bed	Tin whistle	Tobaccy in a whistle
Thursday	Boots	Beneath the bed	Geranium pots	Laces in geranium pots
Friday	Head	Upon the bed	Cabbage	A moustache on a cabbage
Saturday	Hand	Upon her breast	Lovely bra	Knuckles on a bra
Sunday	Man running down the street	As naked as could be	Tax collector the queen sent to service me	Tax collector satisfied